Funny Relationship Quotes

By bill On July 31, 2010 Under Grass Carp

I came across a great collection of love quotes when web surfing recently and I was quite pleased. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotes are from a many sources including famous authors, poets, books, movies, and songs. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .

Here are some interesting selections that I really liked:

Any girl can be glamorous! All you have to do is stand still and look Stupid! (HEDY LAMARR )

Everytime she sneezes I believe it’s love (From the song ANNA BEGINS by COUNTING CROWS)

Romance is dead, It was acquired in a hostile take over between Hallmark and Disney, harmonized and sold off piece by piece. (From the TV show THE SIMPSONS)

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe! (JACKIE MASON )

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’ (JERRY SEINFELD )

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

You know, I have this awful paranoid thought That feminism was mostly invented by men So that they could like, Fool around a little more (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

When the lights are out, All women are beautiful. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face, Careering along through the boundaries of space, The question has frequently come to my mind, If ever I’ll gaze on thy glorious behind! (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

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